11.08.11 – ‘filthy and disgusting’, spamfilter?, modebranchens syge fascination af ‘sexede’ børn, statistik US style, HM

Posted on 11. august 2011

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(Tak til Scott Sigler for intro’en)

Læs det du har lyst til; men husk at lytte til indslaget nederst :-)


“filthy and disgusting”

Underholdende artikel om deroute’n for den amerikanske hotdog – den der bliver solgt fra bittesmå pølsevogne med en stribet parasol. Amerikanerne kalder det kærligt for en ‘dirty water hot dog’.

Artiklen beskriver hvordan det klassiske hot dog-koncept bliver udvidet med delikatesse hot dogs med andre typer kød, pynt og måder at tilberede på. Det virker stadig som en ret ny forteelse at stege pølsen :-)

Hot dog, US style

Jeg har smagt en rigtig amerikansk hotdog et par gange for år tilbage – en meget begrænset fornøjelse når man er vant til en DK-pølsevogns ‘ristet med sennep, ketchup og rå løg’. En amerikansk hotter er typisk en overkogt, udblattet, næsten helt smagløs pølse uden (eller med meget tyndt) skind i et vådt pølsebrød og så med en lidt for sød sennep. Faktisk slet ikke nogen nydelse.

Overskriften beskriver meget godt NY’ernes ambivalente forhold til hotter’en – den er en del af kulturen, langt de fleste har smagt den; men alle ved også godt, at det måske ikke er den helt optimale sundhedsmæssige ret fra gadekøkkenet :-)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/10/dining/the-hot-dog-redefined-one-cart-at-a-time.html


’enlargement’

Ude på arbejde har vi et spam-filter der fjerner >93% af alle uønskede emails. Faktisk er den eneste type spam der slipper igennem til min indbakke fra

‘Max Gentleman *Enlargement* Pills’

Jeg er ikke helt sikker; men jeg tror faktisk der står ‘penis enlargement’ i emneteksten. Hvad er det for et spamfilter der lader en mail med ‘penis enlargement’ slippe igennem?

Hm…….

PS. Hvorfor spam kan betale sig.


Modebranchens pædofili-flirt, fortsat

Hvor gammel er hun?

10 år, boppet hår, mascara, øjenskygge, læbestift, nedringet til navlen - det er flot...


10 år…

Denne gang var det Vogue, der i januar viste et lille barn i en situation med stærkt erotiske undertoner. Billedet har affødt stor debat i England. I stedet for, at jeg selv harcellerer over modebranchens syge lyst til børn i voksen-situationer, vil jeg lade en adfærdsforsker sige noget fornuftigt:

“This picture is the antithesis of what childhood in our society should be; a child being exposed to a world she is not yet equipped to deal with solely to serve the needs of the adults around her.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2022305/Thylane-Lena-Rose-Blondeau-Shocking-images-10-YEAR-OLD-Vogue-model.html


Statistik US style

Hver af linjerne herunder er en statistik på tværs af alle spillere i NFL, opdateret løbende for alle spillere og for alle kampe. Det er helt vildt :-)

En sport specielt velegnet til professionel gambling, må da være amerikansk fodbold – med disse statistikker kræves kun en overbygning med holdstrukturen for at man kan begynde at se hvordan spillere fungerer ift. hinanden, individuelt og på holdbasis.

http://nytimes.stats.com/fb/index.asp

Defense – Sacks
Defense – Sack Yards
Defense – Tackles
Defense – Interceptions
Defense – Forced Fumbles
Defense – Passes Defensed
Passing Yards – Passing Touchdowns
Passing Yards – % Pass Completion
Passing Yards – Intercepted Passes
Passing Yards – NFL QB Rating
Passing Yards – Passing Yards/Game
Passing Yards – Big play Passes (>25 yd)
Passing Yards – Longest Pass Completion
Passing Yards – Passing Attempts
Passing Yards – Passing Completions
Passing Yards – %First Downs/Attempt
Passing Yards – % Touchdowns/Attempt
Passing Yards – % Passes Intercepted
Passing Yards – Sacked when Passing
Passing Yards – % Pass Completed, Close Games
Passing Yards – % Passes Completed, Late & Close
Passing Yards – % Passes Completed, 1st Quarter
Passing Yards – % Passes Completed, 4th+ Quarter
Passing Yards – % Passes Completed, 1st & 10
Passing Yards – % First Downs/Passing Attempt, 3rd & Long
Passing Yards – % First Downs/Passing Attempt, 3rd & Medium
Passing Yards – % First Downs/Passing Attempt, 3rd & Short
Passing Yards – % Touchdowns/Attempt, In 10
Passing Yards – Touchdowns Passing, 1st Half
Passing Yards – Touchdown Passes, 2nd Half
Passing Yards – Touchdowns Passing, 4th Quarter
Passing Yards – %Completions, First Half
Passing Yards – %Completions, 2nd Half
Passing Yards – %Completions, 4th Quarter
Passing Yards – %First Downs, Pass on 3rd Down
Passing Yards – %Completions, Inside Opponents’ 20
Passing Yards – %Completions, Inside Opponents’ 10
Passing Yards – QB Rating, 1st Half
Passing Yards – QB Rating, 2nd Half
Passing Yards – QB Rating, 4th Quarter
Passing Yards – QB Rating, Inside Opponents’ 20
Passing Yards – QB Rating, Inside Opponents’ 10
Passing Yards – Interceptions Inside Own 20
Passing Yards – Interceptions, Inside Opponents’ 20
Passing Yards – Interceptions, 1st Half
Passing Yards – Interceptions, 2nd Half
Passing Yards – Interceptions, 4th Quarter
Passing Yards – QB Rating, Home
Passing Yards – QB Rating, Away
Passing Yards – QB Rating, Shotgun
Passing Yards – QB Rating, 2 Wide Rec.
Passing Yards – QB Rating, 3 Wide Rec.
Passing Yards – QB Rating, 4 Wide Rec.
Passing Yards – Sacks/pass attempt
Passing Yards – Yards After Catch for QB’s
Passing Yards – Yards/Pass Attempt
Receiving Yards – Receptions
Receiving Yards – YAC for Receivers
Receiving Yards – Yards/Catch
Receiving Yards – Receiving Yards Per Game
Receiving Yards – Passes Dropped
Receiving Yards – Big Catches (>25 yd)
Receiving Yards – Longest Reception
Receiving Yards – Target (# Passes Thrown To)
Receiving Yards – Receiving First Downs
Receiving Yards – %First Downs/Reception
Receiving Yards – %First Downs/Passing Target
Receiving Yards – Receptions Inside Opponents’ 20
Receiving Yards – Receptions Inside Opponents’ 10
Receiving Yards – 1st Down Catches, 3rd Down
Receiving Yards – 1st Down Catches, 3rd & >7 yd
Receiving Yards – 1st Down Receptions, 3rd & 3yd
Receiving Yards – Passes Not Caught
Receiving Yards – % Caught
Receiving Yards – Receiving Touchdowns, 1st Half
Receiving Yards – Receiving Touchdowns, 2nd Half
Receiving Yards – Receiving Touchdowns, 4th Quarter
Rushing Yards – Rushing Touchdowns
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry
Rushing Yards – Yards Per Game
Rushing Yards – Rushing First Downs
Rushing Yards – Fumbles Lost
Rushing Yards – Carries
Rushing Yards – Big Play Rushes (> 10 yds)
Rushing Yards – Longest Run
Rushing Yards – First Downs/Carry
Rushing Yards – Stuffed
Rushing Yards – Stuffs/Carry
Rushing Yards – Rushing Yards, 1st and 10
Rushing Yards – %First Down, Run on 3rd/Short
Rushing Yards – %Touchdowns, Runs inside 3
Rushing Yards – %First Downs, Rushing on 4th & < 3yds
Rushing Yards – %First Downs, Rushing, All 3rd Downs
Rushing Yards – %Touchdowns, Running inside 10
Rushing Yards – Touchdowns Rushing, First Half
Rushing Yards – Touchdowns Rushing, Second Half
Rushing Yards – Touchdowns Rushing, 4th Quarter
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, 1st Half
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, 2nd Half
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, 4th Quarter
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, Grass Surface
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, Artificial Surface
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, Carries 1-10
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, Carries 11-20
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, 21+ Carries
Rushing Yards – Fumbles Lost, Inside Own 20
Rushing Yards – Fumbles Lost, Inside Opponents’ 20
Rushing Yards – Yards/Carry, 1st and 10


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Lyt til denne mp3 fra 38:30 og frem – genkender du nogen? :-)

26_THE_STARTER_Episode_26.mp3
(det nemmeste er at gemme mp3-filen ned på desktoppen og så køre den derfra (så har du bedre kontrol og kan hoppe rundt i filen, f.eks. frem til 38:30…….))

The Starter af Scott Sigler


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