25.09.12 – Mathias 18. Scott Sigler: The MVP. Ooooopera: Flower Duet!


Mathias, 18

Fåååårg, time flies when you’re having fun. Mathias fylder 18 i dag – nu kan han stemme, kørekortet er næsten på plads og han skal bøje sig ned for at give sin far et knus – han er blevet voksen.

Tillykke knægt – vi er meget meget selvfede og -tilfredse – du er faldet godt ud!


The MVP

“He rolled to his butt. Ionath Stadium and the blue field seemed to swirl around him. He didn’t know where that ringing sound was coming from, but he hoped it stopped before it made him hurl.

He felt something hard in the roof of his mouth. He reached in to pull out his mouthpiece, then spit into his open hand – a splatter of mucus/blood hit his palm, along with his front right tooth.

Always that stupid tooth. Always

“Hey, big guy,” said a deep, HeavyG voice. “You okay?”

Quentin looked up. Even that small motion made his head pulse with new agony.

Coranadiallana defensive end Jesper Schultz was standing over him. He only had half of his white jersey. He’d lost the other half in the second quarter. Blod trickled from a rip on the right side of his neck. Dark-blue Iomatt stains smeared his leg armor. His cracked and chipped white helmet sat cockeyed and looked broken.

“Fine,” Quentin said. “Never felt better.”

“Good, I thought I’d killed you,” Schultz said. “Would have looked good on my stat sheet, bit I’m glad you’re not dead.”

“Thanks,” Quentin said. “I’m touched.”

It was Schultz’s third sack of the game…

The replay froze. It showed Becca launching herself at the oncoming, long-armed, stubby-legged HeavyG monster known as Jesper Schultz.

Becca tried to step up and block the defensive end, but the male HeavyG had leveled the female HeavyG with a big forearm uppercut. Quentin didn’t even have time to duck – Jesper had laid him out.

Og Jesper Schultz bliver All Pro Defensive End for 2685-sæsonen!

Min karakter i historien er en HeavyG – ofte beskrevet som ‘en barberet gorilla’. En humanoid race specielt egnet til at leve på planeter med en tyngdekraft meget højere end på jorden.

Scott Siglers seneste bog i serien om quarterbacken Quentin Barnes’ oplevelser i The Galactic Football League er lige udkommet.

Ud over, at det er totalt i orden action/scifi/gangster-underholdning, skrevet i en ligefrem, medrivende og humoristisk stil (det er langt fra højpandet), og er en fantastisk historie i sig selv, er jeg med i den 🙂

Nåh ja – jeg har selvfølgelig fået min egen signerede og dedikerede hardback copy af vidunderet.

PS. Alle hans historier udkommer gratis som podcasts og kan fanges via hans hjemmeside – er du bare den allermindste smule villig til at sænke de finkulturelle parader, så er diz’ da shiit!

http://scottsigler.com/


Opera: Flower duet af Leo Delibes

Fååårg, det lyder dejligt. Tag et lyt og prøv at bekæmpe de initielle krampetrækninger – du kan evt. distrahere din gag-refleks de første 1:20 ved at kigge på de to meget meget nydelige damer.

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